Friday, July 8, 2011

I am woman!!

God said" 24 hours should be good! They will have so much time they won't know what to do with themselves!" but as he is a man.... He was wrong because add children and there are NEVER enough hours in the day! I only have one kid. So to those who have five or six etc.... Heaven help you! What were you thinking?!?! Obviously you were only thinking of the pleasure that comes with making children and not the actual out come.( sorry to some of my more conservative friends but... If your really my friend you wouldn't get offended and just come to expect this of me) I have never been an extremely organized person... My husband knew this when he married me yet he still gets annoyed when the house is in shambles when he gets home. But with sophi... It's hold her and clean with one hand or clean while she is napping which is never the same amount in a day it's either one hour to maybe an hour and a half.
Now that that is all out of the way let's get down to what it means to be all that is woman... To me women are not those big breasted women with perfect skin and size zero jeans. The ones with their hair always done and their makeup applied perfectly everyday. Because what have their perfectly manicured fingers ever do? Have they ever scrubbed poop off the carpet because their child decided to smear her diaper and then walk in it? No.. They haven't. Have they ever dared to go to the grocery store in an oversized t-shirt and jeans with their hair quickly thrown into a ponytail? Again.. No they have not! Those are the real women people! The real women out there are the ones you see with bags under their eyes. The ones who are wrestling with their children in public because if they don't they can't get anything done! And I am proud to say that I am one of those women! So REAL women of the world stand up and say " I am woman because I don't always get a shower and I still go out in public!!"